insert laughter here

Catalina has become obsessed with the show Cake Boss, making one of our past times finding and critiquing cakes. We stumbled upon this gem of a site, Cake Wrecks where Catalina was horrified.

 

nothing says classy like chocolate covered strawberries and shell casings. I love the little ducks.

awkward..... you can tell his kids from the first marriage paid for this cake.

 

In case any of you kids were dreaming about , your future sports career, you need to knock it off.

Don't worry kids, Dora is expected to make a full recovery from her recent house fiire.

How exactly did this idea happen? And how was it explained to the local bakery? "So, I need a sheet cake, maybe chocolate with butter creame icing and a raw steak, with some smeared blood. And we were thinking a butcher knife beside some other raw meat. What would that run us"?